self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
funny but rude, one night stands big winner
cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
Anonymous said: Since you're still committed to celibacy, why is half your blog softcore porn?
That is certainly news to me, Anon, I didn’t know half of the 4,247 posts on this blog is softcore porn. You really must direct my attention to these posts asap, as I’m just dying to start my Monday with the scorching visages of elegantly restrained yet still raunchily posed young men.
(Really though, grow up. A shirtless guy in b&w is not porn. Otherwise every baroque church would be an occasion of sin.)
I caught the final minutes of the 6pm Mass earlier and the clearly (very) homosexual priest suddenly launched into a 10minute spiel to hawk his latest book of prayers, unduly prolonging the Mass— and there I was, standing outside the chapel, caught in the rain, listening to this nasty, raspy-voiced queen praising himself, waiting for the next Mass to start along with hundreds of other people.
Seriously, what a bitch.